Style / Tempo
[Upbeat Indie Rock / Satirical Edge]
Verse 1
I'm the one, when I post no one even looks
Even on fire and doing the most
I end up feeling dumb
For them tho I always drop in even when its not reciprocated
When my sadness turns to madness or I'm feeling numb
You can bet that they, they always get my thumb
Just so they know that they're heard even if its absurd
I need those likes so my post can start to spike
I need some love some hearts I need more
I need it to make the algorithm roar
Pre-Chorus
I get that people have a life to live
And for most social media is not their gig
But I'm sure that they jonesing for a nod
For that creepy pic of their cousin J-Bob
Chorus
I'm the one when I post
No one even looks
It's a graveyard
Of really good hooks
But from me from me, from me, it's a thumb
Everyone will see and that's the place I wanna be
That's the place I wanna be
Verse 2
Tell me why my day doesn't matter
But when they check in at daycare it gets hella chatter
I see a hundred-plus likes 'cause someone did 'em wrong
But if I'm lucky I get one
Writing a killer song
Bridge
I guess with A.I. everyone thinks they can write songs,
That's where they're wrong,
AI's the author of basic, it's not authentic and you're just a prompter—a clicker,
Here's a gold sticker, you earned it.
Yeah, it's kinda hard to tell what's real
The music kinda poppin' but their lyrics like dirty stockings.
I wonder how many likes I could get if I start to twerk
Or will the crickets continue to chirp
I don't get it cause I know I would like me...
I know I would like me... I know I would like me!
Chorus Repeat
I'm the one when I post
No one even looks
It's a graveyard
Of really good hooks
But from me from me, from me, it's a thumb
Everyone will see and that's the place I wanna be
Outro
Crickets sing my melody
That would probably get three likes out of 1k peeps
Thumbs up from me you will no longer see
The middle straight up is the finger it will be
Uh and your cousin J-Bob, where was it I saw his face
Oh Yeah! He looks like that dude on the poster that's hanging up at the Post Office.
No, not Missing Person, but um Most Wanted
Bet that would get you hella thumbs up