(VERSE 2)
That girl wasn't cool, man, she wasn't the one,
She had a man right there—look what you've done.
You’re a fool, Joe, chasing trouble for fun,
You sparked the fuse, then you started to run.
You were under a table while the chairs were still flying,
Now I’m locked in a cage and I feel like I’m dying.
I hope you have my phone, I hope you grabbed my keys,
'Cause I’m down on the floor on my literal knees.
My paycheck was in there—now it’s part of the song,
How could one night of drinking go so damn wrong?
(CHORUS REPEATS)
(BRIDGE)
I stood my ground, I held the line,
While you were busy losing your damn mind.
Is it the drink or just a permanent choice,
To tune out the sound of my "let's go home" voice?
Had to call my woman, and she’s not pleased,
She said she’s done with me, she’s packing to leave.
You disappeared like a magician’s trick,
Leaving me in here feeling physically sick.
It's going to take a whole hell of a lot
For me not to give you a face shot.
(OUTRO)
If they tow my F-150, I’m gonna lose it,
Joe, I’m looking around and there’s nowhere to go.
Better come post the bail for the cell I just got,
'Cause Joe... you're still getting a face shot.
(Yeah, right between the eyes.)
(Joe, get down here before she packs her bags!)